1.Me Happy
That's a stupid hat you're wearing
It doesn't really match your hair
Did i ever tell you that your breath is worse
Than what you wear
That's exactly what she told him
At least that's what he told me
So i guess we could conclude
They're not a happy family
Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority
That's a lovely dress you're wearing
Too bad your figure can't make it work
When i hear the things you say
I wonder if your brain can work
That's exactly what he told her
At least that's what she told me
I screen my calls, i lock my doors
I'm suddenly filled with apathy
(although, i'd like to add the game in bed is a necessity to
make me happy)
2.Breakfast
I woke up between dawn and night
Thought i heard the voice of mommy
Sounds as if my parents had a fight
So i woke up my brother lying next to me
I wonder why she's making all that noise
Better go and check it out
So trying not to breathe only the sound of little feet
We were about to discover what that noise was all about
And as we opened up the door
We saw them lying on the kitchen floor.
We were grateful for they both did their best
But we said hey, there must be an easier way to make breakfast
They both got up real fast
As if they were caught (or something)
And then we understood at last
It was a surprise breakfast they were planning
Mommy stumbled, later, kids, you'll understand
While daddy was busy putting on his pants
We said we already do, don't worry about the rest
So then for our guest, we made coffee boiled eggs
We made them breakfast
3.I Smoke A Lot
I smoke a lot
I'm not talking weed or pot
I smoke the regular stuff
I smoke a lot
And if you're a smoker too
You've got to know sometimes it's tough
To be in healthy company
People who always say
You smoke a lot
Imagine the amount of money you could save if you quit
You smoke a lot
By now you'd have a bike, aren'tyou concerned about the kids
Well, of course, sure i am, concerned (a bit)
But about that bike, i could get killed on it
And is that what you really want
(it's not)
So i smoke a lot
I smaoke a lot
My god i smoke a lot, and i feel fine
I smoke a lot
I smoke a lot
Sometime it's great
Sometimes it's not
But i smoke a lot
4.Walk Away
I will walk away from you
(don't stop me)
I will walk away from you
(don't blame me)
I have felt the ugly midget kicking on my knee
I have felt the ugly midget walking over me
I will tell you what i've learned
We're through as far as i'm concerned
Break up and just before we do
I will walk away from you
I will walk away from you
(stop me)
I will walk away from you
(blame me)
I have had enough of you
Tell me you hate me too
Or embrase me and forget
What i have said to you
I will tell you what i've learned
We're one as far as i'm concerned
Make up and just before we do
I will be walking back to you
Walking back to you
5.Elegia
Oh, god, i haven't read your book
I'm sure it was devine
Especially the part where you turned water into wine
Oh, god, i want you to clear my mind
It's covered up with dirt
And i want to taste your skin
One time before i taste the earth
Oh, god, i apologize
I didn't knock when i arrived
Oh, god, i apologize
I didn't say goodbye last night
Oh, god
Now i guess you have your way
As i taste the earth today
Now i guess you have your way
As i taste the earth today
6.My Heart
Not so long ago
We both felt love become a word
No more than that
With sex that felt like wings without a bird
The only thing that we both love
Is in the cradle that we rock
Six hands, six feet, but just one beat
The ticking of the clock
I always heard i could get hurt
(i knew that from the start)
Break my face, my back, my arms, my neck, but please don't break
my heart
Solid wood will rot if you don't keep it from the rain
We were surprised when we found out
That love feels just like pain
7.I Wanna Meet The Man
I've been thinking all night about this song
The music's okay but i can't find words to say
I could sing that i'm a virgin and show my tits
Deerce how sex improves the world
In which mastubation is the thing of the day
'i'm afraid i haven't got that much to say'
I thought about 'hello, fool, i love you'
Or repeat a hundred times 'how do you do'
I wanna dance with somebody, hey, i like that sound
But there ain't nobody humpin' around
I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics (he must be great)
I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs
I wanna meet the man
And while i sing these words to you
There's a rat in my kitchen, don't know what i'll do
Forget about the rat and sing along
Cause we feel so strong and we can't go wrong
We walk hand in hand to the promised land
I think i met the man who wrote these lyrics
I guess i have ignored the things he said
I think that i have noticed how expensive perfume
Never covers up smelly breath
8.What The Hell Is Love
He was not so tall and rather fat
He had a labrador and a limping cat
Born in a country with a broken heart
He had enough money and a credit card
Told bedtime stories to his teddybear
Gave him lots of hugs and a dress to wear
He had a small apartment (what a lovely sight)
He watched mtv all night
Where the hell was friendship
He must have turned it off
And most of all he wondered what is love
What the hell is love
He enjoyed the silence more and more
As he heard the door slam right next door
He had a fancy parker and a diary
In which he wrote some poetry
And as he went to bed at night
The cats eyes gave him ample light
To make him lie awake and see
The content of his misery
9.I Will Return To You
Today there'snothing more to say
But someday i'll return to you
Today things didn't go our way
Maybe tomorrow i will return to you
Today i'd like to slipaway from all this pain
Someday, i'll return to you
Today i'd like to be a cell inside
Maybe tomorrow i will return to you
Once more i'd like to to put a spider in your bed
For that, i will return to you
I want you to hear the things i never said
For that, i will return to you
Dry the rain inside my head
To hear the things i never said
I will return to you
To be a light beam through the cloud
To laugh at things i'm singing now
I will, i will return to you
I will return to you, to you
Someday i'll return to you
10.The Ballad Of Lea And Paul
Pual studied a lot
At least he pretended to
He had too much on his mind
It was too small
To see the beauty of it all
Lea loved him a lot
At least she pretended to
He was always on her mind
She said, paul,
There's a fire in the hall
And when it finally burned the questions
For the answers he had found
He realized it ought to be the other way around
There's a fire burning in the hall
It looks great, i don't care, let it burn
I don't care, i don't care,
I don't care at all
They got married right on the spot
At least i presume they did
I have too much on my mind
To tell you the fall
Of lea and paul
Out in the hall
For the moment that this song has stopped
They'll probably be dead
So it's better maybe wiser
To leave the rest unsaid
11.Winter
You're crying but as long as it's transparent and not real
There's no real reason to be sad to the people who are
Smiling, always happy, always gay they do not know
That the edges of the month can move the other way
You're freezing, the ice on which you nearly sliped outside
Is in your body, in your mind, getting warmer you are
Dreaming, quite useless but it feels okay to you
In a world that's dreaming too, in a world in wich you
Keep on searching for a thing sublime
When all you need is inside of you
Everybody's waiting for springtime
Well winter can be cozy too
Cherish the moment, cherish the key
That leads to same insanity
Cherish incompetence, cherish me
Don't ever cherish somebody who
Keeps on searching for a thing subblime...
12.Laughing As I Pray
As i'm walking through these streets again
I'm crawling
And so i try to live my life again
I'm falling down
Can you pick me up
Can you let it stop
Can you make it go away
Won't somebody help me, is it hard
To let me find my way
Won't somebody love me (for a start)
I'm laughing as i pray
Where is the road
I must look at the road
I must pray a little longer
Or laugh a little more
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